Street Interviews

"I was buying fishing tackle in this little shop by the river about twelve years ago when the store clerk told me that the world was going to end today. I was a little skeptical but I wrote down the date anyway. Supposedly, this is where I am to meet Jesus. This morning I woke up and looked at my calender and thought, 'its a nice sunny day, what the hell, I will wait around for awhile, see if he shows up." --Monkey