Batman

Once upon a time Batman was canning pickles with his grandmother when he saw the bat signal blaze across the sky through the open kitchen window.

"Sorry granny, gotta run, my city needs me"

Batman dashed from the room, accidentally knocking one of the jars of pickles to the floor with his cape and leaving his stunned grandmother dripping with pickle juice.

a couple of minutes later Batman returned to kitchen where his grandmother was still mopping up the mess he had made earlier.

"I guess it was just a car pulling into the driveway." he said in a very disappointed tone

Batman's grandmother gave him some homemade snack mix to cheer him up.

--The End