Wednesday, May 14, 2008

I believe a robot would be better at my job than I am. Here is why,

  • Occasionally my mind wanders and I put books in the wrong place. A robot's mind never wanders.
  • I am too short to reach the top shelf. Robots do not require stools.
  • Sometimes I think my hands are bigger than they really are and I try to grab a giant pile of books and they fall on the floor. This is both unproductive and embarrassing.Robots do not know embarrassment nor do they have hands.
  • Although I am an excellent alphabetizer I think a robot would be a superior alphabetizer.

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